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invisiblechick83
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Reply #45 on:
June 15, 2006, 12:26:16 am »
HA! HA! HA!!! Thats freakin hillarious! I bet he never went back to that ward again, lol
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Janice
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Reply #46 on:
June 15, 2006, 03:54:53 am »
Oh!! Is that why Dukakis didn't win the presidential election?
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Big Ed
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Reply #47 on:
June 15, 2006, 09:37:21 am »
All I can say if you knew the lady who did the deed. The Gov. was lucky she only squeezed. When she was on a toot ahe could be a viscious person to deal with.
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One nation under surveillance, indivisible...
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.
Big Ed
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Reply #48 on:
June 15, 2006, 10:00:04 am »
One night, many years ago, I was at work. I worked the 11 to 7 shift. I was working in the Bonner Building then. The Bonner was where the geriatric patients, and the more medicaly involved patients, were housed. There was this little old lady I mean lttle she was about 4'11" and about 80 pounds, She was suffering from terminal cancer, and had a colostomy. When she wasn't in a great deal of pain she was a sweet heart. She'd been in the hospital for many years, and in her early years there had the reputation as a scrapper. She could be a hellion, even in her later years. As I remember when I first knew her she was 81 years old.
One night I was walking up the floor, heading out to the center, to catch the elevator to the basement, where the vending machines were. On my left I heard this this little voice screech "You sonofabitchin whoremaster", and something comes flying out of the cubicle. I ducked, thank god. Lucky I did too, it was her partially filled colostomy bag. Which of course splattered on the floor. Another night of fun with feces. Got a million shit stories.
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One nation under surveillance, indivisible...
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.
bluicecorvette
Posts: 150
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Reply #49 on:
June 15, 2006, 10:37:55 am »
Big Ed. I bet your dads real proud of you. :lol:
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bluicecorvette
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Reply #50 on:
June 15, 2006, 10:39:13 am »
what the hell is on your head ? you kill me
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Big Ed
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Reply #51 on:
June 15, 2006, 10:46:33 am »
BTW the avatar is not me. It is some one I found oneday surfing the net. I assume whatever is on his head, is a wired colander to keep alien space goomers from sending thought beams into brain central
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One nation under surveillance, indivisible...
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.
bluicecorvette
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Reply #52 on:
June 15, 2006, 10:50:25 am »
All I can say is "Napoleon Dynamite" Gosh. Tina you fat lard
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Kadee
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Reply #53 on:
June 15, 2006, 11:54:51 am »
Quote from: "Big Ed"
BTW the avatar is not me.
Oh Big Ed, such a dissappoinment that isn't you. Please don't take this the wrong way, but that picture just goes perfect with the way you tell all your great stories. I don't care if it isn't you, I'm just going to pretend it is anyway when I read your posts:lol:
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"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing." ~Albert Einstein
Janice
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Reply #54 on:
June 15, 2006, 12:07:18 pm »
Quote from: "bluicecorvette"
what the hell is on your head ? you kill me
Holy moley!! I have tears coming out of all orifices!! I really thought that was Ed's picture! I thought that was some kind of protection from all the years he worked there!!
Oh God, that's a scream.
Oleo Girl
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Janice
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Reply #55 on:
June 15, 2006, 12:11:41 pm »
Quote from: "bluicecorvette"
All I can say is "Napoleon Dynamite" Gosh. Tina you fat lard
Tina you fat lard! What is that about!!
Big Ed you rock even with your antenna! We need to hear more!!
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Kadee
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Reply #56 on:
June 15, 2006, 01:55:25 pm »
I don't know if we can help her understand, it's one of those things you just need to see to appreciate :lol:
If something from that movie isn't quoted on a daily basis by one of my three cherubs is just isn't a good day :roll:
Besides napolian Dynamite-"thats hot" :wink:
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bluicecorvette
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Reply #57 on:
June 15, 2006, 02:02:33 pm »
Kadee, you have the Dough boy. "Thats sexy" Pedro offers you his protection.
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bluicecorvette
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Reply #58 on:
June 15, 2006, 02:05:30 pm »
Janice that is Big Ed. I can't see, when I look at that picture I laugh so hard my Mascara burns my eyes. B E We love you. do you get HBO with that thing?
:lol:
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Kadee
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Reply #59 on:
June 15, 2006, 02:06:27 pm »
Oh yeah, after our discussion of the "Dough Boy Abduction" this morning I found the pic and thought it was a good one for this site. He's standing in front of an old castle. :lol:
UUMM the Dough Boy- thats hot
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