i see one of those poor artists have stolen two of my best ideas, "ode to mustard" and "a prelude to relish."

zee mirrors are not broken because zey aren't really mirrors. zey are portals into zee afterlife and zeir trinity is zee secret to zeir endurance. zeese mirrors zeem to be full of trapped zoulz, zee soap dizpenzers are re-inztalled bi-monthly to baffle explorers and amateur photographers.