LOL What is this, the French Foreign Legions? "Gentlemen, your mission is to guard this fort, hidden by us, the French Foreign Legion, precariously where nobody will find it - in FRANCE! And it's painted chartreuse, so nobody will recognize it! And at the end of a day full of playing hide-and-seek in the garden and taking orders from clowns, you will be assigned on blind dates, donated to us by the local asylum."

Man, where do you FIND these places? This hotel's amazing... I bet that fireplace was magnificent back when it was fairly new. <3 I've remodeled old buildings from the early 1900's and late Victorian and they're always a real treasure, especially if you can find little details still in tact //_^

Choose now - Tupperware or death!