autoguy If people were constantly sitting and farting on me all the time, I'd go hide somewhere too.

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	autoguy Unless the zombies are already in there and waiting to share some hugs and kisses.

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	autoguy The guests will find out what's on the menu when the zombies show up.

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	autoguy Another standard issue lobotomy room. High speed saws, power tools and equipment. Slings a mess all over the room so the walls are made to be hosed down easily. Has that musty smell of molding brains, etc..

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	autoguy In between surfing frauleins mit nein undahosen and avoiding pee-soaked chairs?

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	autoguy I can replace that with another pee-soaked chair. I'm sure we can work something out. You have a job? So you're the one!

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	autoguy I had been summoned back. Young ladies that are not wearing any underwear, that is correct. Something any guy would like to find in a night club. Girls gone commando.

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	autoguy No, zombies can still bite big chunks out of my head with these masks on. I hate when zombies bite big chunks out of my head. Some mold spores are a small as 1 micron. A huge "help" would be a NIOSH 42 CFR Part 84 compatible particulate mask. "I" would feel adequately protected. Full specifications of the part 84 standard is here: cdc [dot] gov/niosh/docs/96-101/

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autoguy That sure must be some beautiful countryside there. What a great adventure! Sug: Go to some place that sells auto body supplies and get some of the good dust masks with two rubber straps on them. They are like the crappo white paper dust masks, only a much better kind. They can fold up to take up little room in a pocket, and they will do a lot to keep the toxic-type mold spores out of your lungs. Been there, got sick, those stopped it.

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	autoguy This room looks much nicer than most. An older section that has not been molested it would seem. Very cool!

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	autoguy It won't be too much longer and those bench cushions will get up and walk out of there on their own.

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	autoguy Everything down there has a thick sticky coating of beer and booze, puke, various "other fluids". Mold loves that stuff!

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	autoguy After pounding a few liters of that good German beer, who cares about the decorations? Where's the frauleins mit nein undahosen?

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	autoguy "One ringy-dingy, two ringy..." *snort* *wheeze* *plop*

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	autoguy Oh c'mon now, you mean to tell me that some wino hasn't snatched that up by now? Wonders never cease.

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	autoguy An INfamous night club? Now we're talkin' my language. Let's go!

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	autoguy I recall when everyone only had one clunky dial phone in their house. No call waiting, no message options, nothing. Now I can get a mobile phone wrist watch, just like Dick Tracy and Go-Go Gomez!

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	autoguy That's some cutting edge tech there, but can you play Wolfenstein 3D on it?

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	autoguy The Dirty Dozen had not stopped at this one for a visit.

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	autoguy Looks like the meth smokers in my neighborhood.

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	autoguy If that damned thing is that creepy, do I want to meet the kid that played with it? "Here you go, play with your brain-eating zombie-pig doll from hell!"

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	autoguy My thoughts exactly M25PA. Rowdy drunken ones too. Looks like they smashed a sink or something.

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	autoguy He's only missing one hand and a chunk of his head. The worst is yet to come.

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	autoguy This area has small child zombies. They run up quickly and eat your kneecaps.

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	autoguy *waves*

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