This is obviously a device for wraping modern day mummies. The ancient Egyptian method of hand wraping was concidered far too antiquated for such a modern society as ours. This should clearly explain the gauze and stirrups.

MAN! Tha's a @##&%$ cool shot if I ever saw one!

I can't even begin to express my desire to procure this fan. It is, without a doubt, the the greatest air moving device ever created by man or beast.

This shot makes me want to listen to some Zeppelin. I love it.