Barbara - I had the morgue wallpaper from here as my desktop wallpaper. My mother saw it, and started telling me about how a family friend works in a morgue.

I used to be terrified of the plug in the tub. Absolutely terrified.

Also; one time I was swimming in a lake, and no matter how deep it is here, you can't see the bottom (Saskatchewan. Mmm. Algea.). ... so one time I stepped on something slimy, that collasped underneath me. I still have no idea whether it was a cardboard box or a carcuss of a dead bird. ... not that either of them really makes any sense. Boxes don't hold up and dead birds float.
My point is, I tohtally have no idea as to what the hell it was.

The taco club.
Whoa.
I mean.
-Whoa-.

My dentist, and the nurse type person, like to talk about dogs jumping off of couches onto puppies and 'whatever doesn't kill them only makes them stronger' while they've got little picks poking at my gums.

Sometimes it cost more than its worth to pack things up and take them.