It looks like they spraypainted nipples on the one with the bleeding eyes.

Ducttape would work for a while! it does fix everything. you just would have a hard time getting in and out.

But, who would steal ALL the doorhinges. "hey i stole a doorhinge but, i wanted more and just couldnt stop it's an addiction"

They may have been taken for building new doors and whatnot. Doorhinges can be pretty expensive, like a dollar or so. Or just someone who loves door hinges enough to steal them from a hospital. The owner may have took them with him.

How often do tap bells at front desks beak? I know if you slap your hand hard enough on them they hurt like a mofo, but I have never broken one. Just wondering why they would store alot of tapbells.

You know, im a perverted perso and think this way but. I first thought of a person waking up in that and going "oh crap i leaked" Sorry couldnt resist saying that. <3

The icemaker being to make the cold drinks and beer even more chilled?

Rusty water. Mr. Motts stated it under the picture.

Nah, a cabinent wouldn't be a good thing to put ontop of a radiator. Tempratures, burning self when reaching, dropping things onto it. Most likeley a noteboard.

I have to join in on the soap dispencer thingy, Those are some odd light fixtures near the sinks.