6AM - Awake from slumber in freakishly long cot.

6:15 - Become despondent over the fact crustacean is still lodged in ear canal.

6:30 - Impersonate Munch's "Scream" while ingesting pancakes and 2 gallons of syrup.

7:00 - Cry over spilled milk.

7:45 - Marvel at gravity-defying flag.

10:00 - Walk face-first into brick wall, repeat as necessary.

12:00 - Discover joy buzzer in potatoes.

12:45 - Squat over pot...of gold.

??:?? - Smuggle fireworks into barracks.

??:?? - Wonder if mutation into Snoopy stops at waist.

??:?? - Discover love child of Popeye and Krusty the Klown.

16:00 - Have flashback to childhood, which is mysteriously triggered by toppled Easter Island head.

17:00 - Show off new bell-bottoms.

18:00 - Lose a bet and deliver dinner to privates in stupid hat.

19:00 - Get married to Nicole Bass.

22:00 - Pose with stupid hat #2, lose most of will to live.

The bartender looks like something that escaped from Area 51.

Someone in this place really had a penchant for numbers.

Let's Make a Deal...

Exquisite...

That must look great at dusk, with just a little light coming through the windows...

That symbol, hand-drawn under the number 13, is too cool.

Incredible.

Exquisite.